Currently Reading Birds of Prey By Floyd Scholz, Tad Merrick see related

Hey-LO!!!!1!! 

2day wuz a nice day. x-sept i took my cha-wa-wa outside and a hawk came out of the sky and snatched it up. i watched at the bird ripped my poor little puppy up and gulped down its bloody flesh...

OOH! talkin bout BLOOD 2day i was talkin 2 this cute lil girl and i asked her if she liked my new music video "everytime".

YA KNOW WHAT SHE SAID?

"i like the part where you die."

THAT LIL BITCH!!!!!!1111one!!!!!!!11

 I didn like that part it made me sad i dont wanna die waaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaw aaaaaaawaaaaaaaawawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

NEWAYZZZZ.....

Yesterday i made an appearance at some place, n look at all my fans that shwoed up!!!1!AW!!!11! they LOVELOVEELEOELOLVOVOOELVOEEE LOVE me sooo much! its sweet, sometimes creepy..   Wait r dey holdin soccer signs/??

well i m gonna go blow for money I MEAN.. blow some money...

TTYL!!!11!!! LOL!!!1!!!1!

*~*~*~*~LYLAS/B!*~*~*~*~~*

xoxoxBRITxoxoxox

Currently Reading Training Mules and Donkeys : A Logical Approach to Longears By Meredith Hodges see related

HEY LOL!!11!!!

Gess wut?? 2DAY IZ TUESDAY!!! WAT nuz uh!!

Sum1 left a hateful comment on my last enttry it sayz

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phuckin phucker...and britney spears is so not hott or sexy or any of that shit...

Posted 6/1/2004 at 1:18 PM by oxblinKbabiIxo "   HAHAHA not even i spell fuck wron u retard hahahah   ANYWAY woaa my typin iz all small n lyke.. messed up.. K so today i wuz shoppin @ my fave store n itz called FRED SEGAL omg omg omg omg i luvluv luv luvuvuvuv there NEW line . Only prob... thoz lil 12 yr oldz INVADED MY FAVE STORE!!!11!!! Mary K n Ahli are so sososososoosoososos lil bratz.  Ugh look @ dem, thinkin they are lyke hot shit or sumthin. well NUZ UH sorry u lil princesses ur not. sorry!!!11!!! They belong here:

Hahahahha thoz lil brattys need to b there along with anvil lavine.

Ok dont tell NE body but i am sooososososo jeluz of Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan. i mean.. they r gettin all the attention now and theyre lyke YUNGER THAN MK &A!! they sing they dance they act.. its not fair!!

Agh its not fair! they gets all the media attention n they arent even that pretty!11!!!! ther boobs are like 1/8 the siz of mine. I mean, look at what i have to do 4 attenshun these days!!!

 That one died at really really fast, i am schemeing of a new plan to steal the media from the girls who rnt even legal! my plan includes 2 mules, a mexican, some lube, and that guy from the subway commercials..

LOOK OUT WORLD BRITNAY SPERZZ IS DUE 4 A COME BACK!!!

*******WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!*********

Luvluvlvuvluvuv...

BritXOXOXOXOX

Currently Watching NOVA: The Wonders of Plastic Surgery see related

Hey guyz!1!!!1 My

VURY FIRSTEST ENTRY!!!

Hey yallz! Headzup! NEway, Not much has been goin on in da record department, except thhe fact dat i be totally kikin A$$!!11one11!! DO u totally realize all the $$$blingblingblingbling$$$$$ I be makin??

 SCREW DOZ HIPPIEZ!!!

I gotz de $$MONEY$$ an i can do wuteva da hell i want wit it! Like this... 'N.. DIZ! MMMM sexxy! look at dat hotttt BODDIEE!!!11!LOL!!! hahahahahahahahah money money ,pmey om,eo,r'peokrere/

NEwayz, party people! Sum1 keeps kallin me n den hangin up. i think it might be my EX BF JUSTIN AQUI--- i meanz timberlake. Its creepy n when i tellz my big n black body guard, he juz laughs an callz me stupid.

WTF i am so totally not stupid. I mean i graduated high school (i think) unlkike that ugly skanky hoe hoe hoe

AVRIL LAVINE!!!

EW EW EWWWWWWWWW lookz at that stupid HOe. I does have to admit she is pretty hard core and punk. But still, I'm hotter all of the guys want me.

i so hot, u can like TOTALLY fry and EGG offa my belly

****SIZZLLLLEEEE***   look at dat smart man eatin my belly eggs. he smart...

neway,,, its time for my bed time!!!

**~*~**~*~*~*~*~LUV ALWAYZ~~**~*~**~*~**~

Britxoxo